December 2011
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shiphassailed:
if i could uninstall tumblr and just have missing e i would
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changing in my room
me: oh, hi poster, didnt see you there
me: *pulls off shirt*
me: you like that, dont you, you naughty poster you
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arcticfunky:
Sometimes I imagine Alex Turner doing normal things like swimming or eating spaghetti and I burst out laughing
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paranoia: lol everyone thinks you're boring and ugly haha someones talking about you right now omg your friends don't even like you that much they just pretend because they don't wanna sound mean but really you bore them and are so awkward no one can even bear to talk to you and everyone thinks you're weird because you actually are haha you're gonna die alone.
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me: can i suck it and see hahaha
Alex Turner: what
me: what
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jimsturgess:
“baby” i whisper as i reblog a picture of a grown man that is 10 years older than me
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mom: why are you smiling at the computer
theprincessdiana:
guys think about how many hours you have spent on the internet this year
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aweepingangel:
sometimes humans cry because they are happy
sometimes humans cry because doctor who
Today at the movies
Me: Hi. I'd like two tickets to Sherlock Holmes: A Gay of Shadows?
Ticket Seller: Yeah su- Wait, what?
Me: Sherlock Homes: A Gay of Gay.
Ticket Seller: I don't-
Me: Sherlock Gay: A Gay of Gay Gay.
Ticket Seller: Sir I-
Me: Gay Gay: Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay.
Ticket Seller: That-
Me: Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
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balacklava-deactivated20120113 asked: CLARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA :')
monsterhugs:
what if people in real life stopped in the middle of their sentences, said “READ MORE” and then started whispering under their breath
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me: hey i'm gonna listen to this new band i downloade-
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me: maybe i should just listen to arctic monkeys ok
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